Satisfaction for Blues – Richards Joins the Centre Stage!

Blue Balls get their Street Fighting Man!

We know it’s only Rock and Goal, but we like it. And so does the newly signed Blue Ball centre man, Keith Richards.

Richards shattered thousands of hearts of his former club, the Fiji Devils, by making a sudden transfer to the Blue Balls this week.

“I have sympathy for the Devils,” Richards said “But once this opportunity arrived, wild horses couldn’t drag me away! Besides, the Devil’s gameplay was to pass it all down the line.”

The Devils countered The Blue Balls offer, but Richards turned them down, stating that “The Blue Balls told me they will start me up…the middle of the pitch and, well, you can’t always get what you want.”

The Blue Balls will make their next signing in late 2016.


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