Reds land work horse in Patti Smith!

Smith to shoot canni-balls for the Reds!

Last month saw the Blue Balls sign the first striker in the Rock n’ Goal competition, but Red Balls talent scouts, Little Red Lung, reacted quickly by signing the scrappy striker, Patti Smith, to boost their attacking stocks.

Smith had long wanted to be a Rock n’ Goal star and stated that it was a privilege to join the prestigious club.

“We saw her dancing barefoot when she signed the papers,” stated one teammate, “and she did so first thing in the morning, because the night may have been too late.”

Smith will be a great asset to the squad and her aggressive and no frills approach will see her pumping the ball into the back of the net more often than not.

The Red Balls will announce their next signing early in 2016.

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