Soul Striker Signs for Blue Balls!
The first striker has been scouted and signed with this month’s guest, The Blue Balls, securing the services of Soul legend, Otis Redding.
The first striker for either team, Redding is a towering figure who will clearly demand respect. His ability to calmly slice his way through the defence of the opposition was not lost on his manager.
“Some strikers are all about power. Others like to try a little tenderness – and this is where Otis shines. I have stax of respect for the man.”
The icy cool striker was reticent to leave his home in Georgia – but Redding was quick to sign, stating “there was no point sitting till the evening [of his career] comes.”
The Blue Balls will announce their next signing in February 2016.