Morello all the Rage for Reds!

Balls on Parade as Morello signs for Reds!

The Red Balls have bolstered their already illustrious midfield this month by signing the ramp-raging on baller, Tom Morello.

The aggressive, flashy midfielder/rhythm guitarist brings with him the ability to rack up a fistful of steals and has a bullet of a header. Known to run around the field with his shoe laces untied and dangling everywhere, Morello’s anti-establishment tendencies were not a concern for the Red management when this month’s guest Sophie’s Earthquake secured the signing.

“I’m ready to do whatever it takes,” remarked Morello. “I may be known for my aggression but my defensive work is just as strong. It’s vital to know your enemy, take the power back when necessary and during free kicks, you’ll see me in the wall within a breath.”

The Red Balls will announce their next signing in November 2015.

 

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