Collins to star for Blue Ball defence.
This month saw Dan’s BandCampaign guests ‘Heavy Glow’ land the key signature of flamboyant Wing Back/Bass player Bootsy Collins.
With a reputation for being a ‘super bad’ defender, he is also more than happy to get on up to the forward half and have a shot of his own, often leaving opposition defenders bewildered.
His formal introduction to Blue Ball fans was typically outrageous as he strode out to the press and public in a custom designed uniform. After a brief stint in politics, Collins found his calling running off the defensive half like a rubber band.
“Parliament was just not my thing” Collins said “I’d prefer to funk around the ball park than hang with those pollies like Clinton or Franklin.”
His confidence was not shaken when one member of the press suggested he could be the most influential player of the two teams.
“Bootsy? Player of the Year? Well, you just never can tell!”
The Blue Balls will unveil their next recruit in August 2015.